This is seriously messed up. You should know why this is a no no, and if you don't literally read anything in the news right now. At the wake, everyone is there. How many excuses is it going to take? I wore a goofy tie to my great grandmothers funeral because I remembered when I was a kid she would always say "make sure you put the fun in funeral. If I can't live on campus next semester I'm going to have to commute!
He demands to know where my son is so he can go get him. I ended up picking up a girl. This was a small town in the '90s, she wasn't fired but retired at the end of the year. You are definitely buying me a beer tonight though.
We even had to answer for him when she did roll call. The asshole friend is never afraid to call out the rest of you on your shit. So for the next hour, I'm wandering from bus stop to bus stop, looking at the signs and trying to find one that says "4," but none of them do. It's such a shitty thing to do. Cuckolding his wife in the hotel.
One day he happened to be behind me as we were driving to school, and he thought it would be funny to tailgate really close the entire drive. I get what I want, what I deserve. Turns out she was not there and I had no way of contacting her since she would not answer her phone. Confused, I flip it open and find pictures taken of strangers without their permission this was in the days before camera phones, s, so people noticed when you had a camera out. But it feels good to talk about it a little. I was extremely pissed off.